You Are a Fake and You Are Busted — Unisex T-Shirt

You are a fake. Do you want to know how I know it? Because in your mind it's lying season — and I am disgusted. Because you are busted. Fake. Fake. Fake.

Gee Whiz, this was a bad one, I did not see it coming, nor think her a demon, until I actually took a ggod look at her, she had stopped being careful as she was becoming impatient, I was not taumatized enough I was not dead yet, and she needed me dead, I mean dead, can you believe it, well you better as it can happen to you it proably is happening to one you know as you read this, as it seems to be the way of gaing riches without lifting your littlefinger, the deceipt goes deep, death should be the penalty.

Call it out. This bold statement tee is for the actor who can spot inauthenticity from across the room — and isn't afraid to say so. A conversation piece, a power move, and a reminder that truth always wins in the end.

Wear it on set, in the city, or anywhere you want to make a statement without saying a word.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric with side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a clean, lasting fit
• Available in sizes XS–2XL
• Made on demand — reducing overproduction and supporting thoughtful consumption

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